eBay Find: SEMA Show Chevy Cobalt SS is still a lame Cobalt.
Why is it people buy Chevy Cobalts? Even with the attractive financing, and relative zippiness - (supercharged 2.0 - so it's not slow) but why allow yourself to be caught dead in this sad bastard? Even the Cavalier it replaces had tons more personality and Chevyness compared to this shapeless, pointless, old-Honda-Civic-wannabe coupe.
Usually - when I see a SEMA car on eBay - I stare at it for a while. Imagining how much better my life could be if I owned it. Big wheels, big speakers, big screens, big ballin, shot callin. Not on this occasion. Even on pretty wheels and with a two-tone paint job, this Chevy still sucks. Remember when they used to make cars?
So our advice is - if you already got at least a 'B' and mom promised you that sporty new car, check out a slower, but less tragic, Scion tc.
Labels: big wheels, Chevrolet, Cobalt, eBay, hot teen girls, lame, Scion, Scion tc, SEMA
posted by Alex at 6:59 AM
5 Comments:
You're a faggot
Didnt your mother ever tell you that if you dont have anything nice to say...dont say it!!! Go stare at an even slower, less expensive but probably to you a more attractive car like a YUGO.
go drive your mommy's Prius you deusch.
...pissing off losers who can't spell, story of my life
ur moms a bitch
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